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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th July 2022

Dilbert//12141, first published four years ago on Tuesday 12th July 2022

Zoomers Ignored


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THE EMPLOYEES WHO ATTEND YOUR MEETINGS ON ZOOM ARE COMPLAINING THEY FEEL IGNORED.

IT'S PART OF MY PLAN TO MAKE THEM COMMUTE TO THE OFFICE WITHOUT MAKING IT LOOK LIKE MY FAULT.

I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

IT'S CALLED "ENLIGHTENED MANAGEMENT."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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