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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th July 2022

Dilbert//12142, first published four years ago on Wednesday 13th July 2022

Layoffs Of Ten Percent


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I'VE BEEN ASKED TO LAY OFF TEN PERCENT OF MY EMPLOYEES SO THE COMPANY CAN STAY SOLVENT DURING THE DOWNTURN I CAN'T TELL WHO IS DOING A GOOD JOB, SO MY PLAN IS TO FIRE THE FIRST PERSON WHO ASKS ME A DUMB QUESTION.

WHAT IF THE QUESTION ISN T DUMB?

WE HAVE A WINNER.

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