Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th July 2022

Dilbert//12146, first published four years ago on Sunday 17th July 2022

Boss Opens An App

Open source transcript

WISH ME LUCK.

IM GOING TO OPEN AN APP.

DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR THAT?

I CLEARED MY CALENDAR FOR IT.

ACCOUNT NOT FOUND BEGINS.

SEVEN HOURS LATER DID YOU GET IT OPEN?

ALMOST.

I HAD TO LEGALLY CHANGE MY NAME AND BUY A HOUSE WITH A DIFFERENT ADDRESS JUST TO RE-REGISTER.

BUT NOW IT ALL WORKS?

IT MIGHT IF I COULD UNLOCK MY PHONE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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