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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th July 2022

Dilbert//12147, first published four years ago on Monday 18th July 2022

Won Space Laser Bid


Open source transcript

WE WON THE BID TO BUILD A SPACE LASER FOR PLANETARY DEFENSE.

I CAN'T TELL YOU THE TOP-SECRET REASON WE NEED TO RUSH, BUT WE NEED TO RUSH.

ARE WE AT WAR WITH AN ALIEN INVADER?

NO, THAT WOULD IMPLY OUR SIDE HAS WEAPONS TOO.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Space Laser for Planetary Defense"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a group of individuals discussing a proposal to build a space laser for planetary defense.
  • One participant expresses concern about the need for speed, prompting another to ask if they are at war with an alien invader.
  • The response is that the laser would imply the presence of weapons on their side, suggesting that the true purpose of the laser is to deter an alien invasion.

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