Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th July 2022

Dilbert//12147, first published four years ago on Monday 18th July 2022

Won Space Laser Bid

Open source transcript

WE WON THE BID TO BUILD A SPACE LASER FOR PLANETARY DEFENSE.

I CAN'T TELL YOU THE TOP-SECRET REASON WE NEED TO RUSH, BUT WE NEED TO RUSH.

ARE WE AT WAR WITH AN ALIEN INVADER?

NO, THAT WOULD IMPLY OUR SIDE HAS WEAPONS TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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