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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th July 2022

Dilbert//12148, first published four years ago on Tuesday 19th July 2022

Rush The Space Laser


Open source transcript

I DONT WANT TO SAY YOU SHOULD RUSH YOUR DESIGN OF THE SPACE LASER, BUT A SCOUT FOR AN ADVANCED SPECIES OF ADVENTUROUS EATERS JUST OPENED A PORTAL IN OUR GALAXY.

STOP PRESSURING ME!

AND HERE COMES THE ARMADA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Space Laser Design"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, sitting at his desk. He is shown to be frustrated with his work, as he is asked to rush the design of a space laser. Dilbert's boss, Wally, is depicted as being dismissive of Dilbert's concerns, stating that he should just get the job done.

As the strip progresses, Dilbert becomes increasingly agitated, eventually losing his temper and shouting at Wally. The final panel shows Dilbert sitting in a chair, looking dejected and defeated.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is frustrated with his work and feels overwhelmed by the pressure to meet deadlines.
  • Wally is dismissive of Dilbert's concerns and tells him to just get the job done.
  • Dilbert eventually loses his temper and shouts at Wally.
  • The final panel shows Dilbert sitting in a chair, looking dejected and defeated.

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