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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd August 2022

Dilbert//12162, first published four years ago on Tuesday 2nd August 2022

Elbonia Attacks Ucranium


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A WAR IS RAGING IN THE METAVERSE, AS VLAD THE EMAILER TRIES TO CONQUER CRANIUM, CLAIMING IT WAS ALWAYS PART OF ELBONIA.

THE PLUCKY DEFENDERS DECLARED THEY ARE NOW A SUBSCRIPTION SITE AND RAISED A DEFENSIVE PAYWALL.

VLAD THE EMAILER VOWED TO RETURN WITH A CREDIT CARD AND - GOD FORBID - A PROMO CODE.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Elbonian Ucranium"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Vlad, an emailer, attempting to conquer Ucranium, a part of Elbonia, as part of a war in the metaverse.
  • Vlad is thwarted by plucky defenders who declare him a subscription site and raise a defensive paywall.
  • Vlad vows to return with a credit card and a promo code, but is foiled by the paywall.

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