Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th August 2022

Dilbert//12164, first published four years ago on Thursday 4th August 2022

Prepping The Ceo

Open source transcript

CONGRESS SUBPOENAED OUR CEO TO TESTIFY ABOUT THE DANGER OF OUR PRODUCTS.

I WANT YOU TO PREPARE HIM.

TO GET THE FACTS RIGHT?

I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF FLEEING JUSTICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The CEO's Testimony"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a conversation between the CEO and a congressional subpoena.
• The CEO is asked to testify about the danger of their products.
• The CEO responds by saying they want to prepare him to get the facts right.
• The CEO then asks if they were thinking more along the lines of fleeing justice.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that the CEO is more concerned with avoiding accountability than providing accurate information.

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