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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st August 2022

Dilbert//12181, first published four years ago on Sunday 21st August 2022

At The End Of The Day


Open source transcript

AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT IS WHAT IT IS. ..

. AND THAT MEANS WE NEED TO UNPACK EVER YONE'S INPUT...

... AND USE BEST PRACTICES. .

. TO GENERATE THE HIGHEST R.O.I.

.. WHILE BEING CUSTOMER FOCUSED...

AS WE DISRUPT THE MARKET WITH A DEEP DIVE.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANT MY TAKEAWAY IS YOU'RE NOT A TEAM PLAYER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "ROI R.O.I."

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, presents a humorous take on the concept of Return on Investment (ROI) and its application in a corporate setting. The story revolves around a group of coworkers discussing the importance of understanding their customers' needs and preferences.

Key Points:

  • The coworkers emphasize the need to "unpack everyone's input" to generate the highest ROI.
  • One coworker suggests using best practices to achieve this goal.
  • However, another coworker points out that they have no idea what any of that means.
  • The coworker who initiated the discussion reveals that their takeaway is that they are not a team player.

Humor:

The comic strip pokes fun at the often-used buzzword "ROI" and the tendency for companies to prioritize it over understanding their customers' needs. The coworker's admission that they have no idea what ROI means adds to the humor, highlighting the absurdity of using complex business jargon without truly understanding its implications.

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