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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd August 2022

Dilbert//12182, first published four years ago on Monday 22nd August 2022

Wally Had Three Jobs


Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU HAD THREE FULL-TIME JOBS DURING THE PANDEMIC. HOW DID YOU GET IT ALL DONE?

I WORKED FROM HOME AND TOLD ALL THREE EMPLOYERS I COULDN'T COMPLETE MY PROJECTS BECAUSE OF SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES.

SO.

YOU'RE A LIAR?

I PREFER "OPPORTUNIST."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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