Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th September 2022

Dilbert//12195, first published four years ago on Sunday 4th September 2022

Absurd Absolute Guy

Open source transcript

ABSURD ABSOLUTE GUY RESEARCH SHOWS CUSTOMERS DISLIKE OUR NEW FEATURE.

THAT IS THE WORST TAKE I HAVE EVER HEARD.

THIS GUY THINKS EVERY ONE OF OUR CUSTOMERS HATES THE NEW FEATURE.

THAT IS SO RIDICULOUS!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

. DIDN'T SAY THAT.

OH, NOW YOU'RE BACKPEDALING.

TAKE THE "L"!

WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO THINK?

I'M PROUD TO SAY IM SELF- TAUGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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