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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th September 2022

Dilbert//12196, first published four years ago on Monday 5th September 2022

Dogbert Consulting Renames


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I HIRED THE DOGBERT CONSULTING COMPANY TO RENAME ALL OF OUR FAILURES INTO SUCCESSES.

FOR EXAMPLE, OUR FAILED ATTEMPT AT CREATING A HUMAN GROWTH PILL ENDED UP TURNING OUR VOLUNTEERS INTO ... WELL, FROG-PEOPLE.

THEY WENT GREEN THERE IT IS.

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