Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th September 2022

Dilbert//12196, first published four years ago on Monday 5th September 2022

Dogbert Consulting Renames

Open source transcript

I HIRED THE DOGBERT CONSULTING COMPANY TO RENAME ALL OF OUR FAILURES INTO SUCCESSES.

FOR EXAMPLE, OUR FAILED ATTEMPT AT CREATING A HUMAN GROWTH PILL ENDED UP TURNING OUR VOLUNTEERS INTO ... WELL, FROG-PEOPLE.

THEY WENT GREEN THERE IT IS.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Failed Attempt at Growth"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, with the first character stating that they hired a consulting company to rename all their failures into successes. The second character responds by saying that the company went green, implying that the company was unsuccessful in its attempt to rename failures as successes.

Key Points:

• The consulting company was hired to rename failures as successes.
• The company went green, indicating failure.
• The conversation highlights the absurdity of trying to rename failures as successes.

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