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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th September 2022

Dilbert//12204, first published four years ago on Tuesday 13th September 2022

Dogbert Starts Esg Rating Firm


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I NEED TEN MILLION DOLLARS TO START AN INDEPENDENT ESG RATING SERVICE.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO INVEST IN YOUR STARTUP?

BECAUSE YOUR COMPANY HAS A LOW ESG RATING AND I HAVE NO CODE OF ETHICS.

THAT'S THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR.

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