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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th September 2022

Dilbert//12204, first published four years ago on Tuesday 13th September 2022

Dogbert Starts Esg Rating Firm


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I NEED TEN MILLION DOLLARS TO START AN INDEPENDENT ESG RATING SERVICE.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO INVEST IN YOUR STARTUP?

BECAUSE YOUR COMPANY HAS A LOW ESG RATING AND I HAVE NO CODE OF ETHICS.

THAT'S THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR.

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Comic Strip Title: "ESG Rating Service"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between an executive and a potential investor in a start-up. The executive explains that the company needs $10 million to establish an independent ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) rating service. The investor expresses interest but asks why the company wants to invest in the start-up. The executive responds that the company has a low ESG rating and lacks a code of ethics, implying that the investor's company is not a suitable partner for the start-up. The investor then asks if the executive is looking for a new company to invest in, and the executive replies that they are indeed looking for a new company to invest in. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of finding a suitable partner for a start-up and the importance of having a strong ESG rating.

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