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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th September 2022

Dilbert//12205, first published four years ago on Wednesday 14th September 2022

Esg Digital Lobotomies


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DOGBER T'S ESG RATING SERVICE YOUR CORE BUSINESS INVOLVES GIVING DIGITAL LOBOTOMIES TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN. ..

BUT YOU DON'T POLLUTE AS MUCH AS YOU COULD, AND YOU DID ASK FOR MY PRONOUN, SO IM GIVING YOU THE TOP ESG RATING.

THIS FEELS RIGHT.

I THINK WE'RE MAKING A DIFFERENCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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Title: "ESG Rating Service"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a man and a digital lobotomized character, representing a company's ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) rating service. The man asks the character to rate his pronoun, but the character refuses, citing that it doesn't pollute as much as the man could. The man is frustrated, feeling that the character is making a difference. The comic strip satirizes the concept of ESG ratings and the perceived importance of environmental and social issues in business.

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