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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th September 2022

Dilbert//12211, first published four years ago on Tuesday 20th September 2022

Dave And Esg


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DAVE, I NEED TO BOOST OUR COMPANY'S ESG RATING, SO IM PROMOTING YOU TO BE OUR CTO.

I KNOW YOU IDENTIFY AS WHITE, SO THAT WON'T HELP OUR ESG SCORES, BUT WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO IDENTIFY AS GAY?

DEPENDS HOW HARD YOU WANT ME TO SELL IT.

JUST WEAR BETTER SHIRTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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