Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st September 2022

Dilbert//12212, first published four years ago on Wednesday 21st September 2022

One Variable Guy

Open source transcript

I HIRED A ONE-VARIABLE GUY TO REPLACE THE ONE THAT QUIT.

THE NEW GUY WILL ACT AS IF EVER Y COMPLEX TOPIC HAS ONLY ONE VARIABLE.

OUR BUSINESS PLAN IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL.

HE'S EXHAUSTING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The New Guy"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two employees in an office setting. The first employee, who has just hired a new worker, explains that the new hire is a "one-variable guy" and will replace the previous employee who quit. The second employee expresses skepticism about the new hire's qualifications, pointing out that every complex topic has only one variable. The first employee responds by saying that the new guy's business plan is "literally illegal." The second employee is shocked and asks if they are "ex-hausting" the new guy, implying that they are pushing him too hard. The conversation ends with the first employee stating that they will act as if every complex topic has only one variable.

Key Points:

• The new hire is a "one-variable guy" who will replace the previous employee.
• The second employee is skeptical about the new hire's qualifications.
• The new guy's business plan is "literally illegal."
• The second employee is shocked and asks if they are "ex-hausting" the new guy.
• The first employee states that they will act as if every complex topic has only one variable.

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