Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st September 2022

Dilbert//12212, first published four years ago on Wednesday 21st September 2022

One Variable Guy

Open source transcript

I HIRED A ONE-VARIABLE GUY TO REPLACE THE ONE THAT QUIT.

THE NEW GUY WILL ACT AS IF EVER Y COMPLEX TOPIC HAS ONLY ONE VARIABLE.

OUR BUSINESS PLAN IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL.

HE'S EXHAUSTING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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