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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th September 2022

Dilbert//12215, first published four years ago on Saturday 24th September 2022

Not Denying Rumor


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I HEARD A RUMOR YOU PLAN TO LAY OFF HALF OF THE DEPARTMENT.

WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?

GAAA!!! YOU CONFIRMED IT BY NOT DENYING IT!

I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE. WILL THERE BE MAJOR LAYOFFS?

WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

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