Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th September 2022

Dilbert//12216, first published four years ago on Sunday 25th September 2022

New Male Robot

Open source transcript

A PROTEST IS FORMING OUTSIDE OUR HEADQUARTERS BECAUSE WE DESIGNED OUR NEW ROBOT TO BE TOO HANDSOME.

HUSBANDS ARENT COMFOR TABLE LEAVING THEM HOME WITH THEIR WIVES.

WHAT NOW?

MARKETING THINKS WE NEED TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE TOTAL LOSERS.

HOW DO WE DO THAT?

THEY SUGGESTED MAKING IT LOOK AND TALK EXACTLY LIKE YOU.

MARKETING SAID THAT???

I MIGHT HAVE PRIMED THE PUMP.

ONE MONTH LATER HOW ARE SALES?

STILL ZERO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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