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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th September 2022

Dilbert//12216, first published four years ago on Sunday 25th September 2022

New Male Robot


Open source transcript

A PROTEST IS FORMING OUTSIDE OUR HEADQUARTERS BECAUSE WE DESIGNED OUR NEW ROBOT TO BE TOO HANDSOME.

HUSBANDS ARENT COMFOR TABLE LEAVING THEM HOME WITH THEIR WIVES.

WHAT NOW?

MARKETING THINKS WE NEED TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE TOTAL LOSERS.

HOW DO WE DO THAT?

THEY SUGGESTED MAKING IT LOOK AND TALK EXACTLY LIKE YOU.

MARKETING SAID THAT???

I MIGHT HAVE PRIMED THE PUMP.

ONE MONTH LATER HOW ARE SALES?

STILL ZERO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing Makes a Change"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2002, revolves around the introduction of a new robot designed to be too handsome. The robot is intended to be used as a protest outside the company's headquarters. However, the husbands of the wives who work at the company are not comfortable with the robot's presence, leading to its removal.

In the second part of the comic strip, marketing is tasked with making the robot look and talk exactly like them. The marketing team is initially confused by this request but eventually comes up with a solution. They suggest that the robot should be designed to look like a tall filing cabinet, which is exactly what marketing looks like.

The final part of the comic strip shows the robot being introduced to the company, with the marketing team proudly presenting it. However, the robot is still zero sales, indicating that it has not been effective in its intended purpose.

Key Points:

  • A new robot is designed to be too handsome.
  • The husbands of the wives who work at the company are not comfortable with the robot's presence.
  • Marketing is tasked with making the robot look and talk exactly like them.
  • The marketing team suggests that the robot should be designed to look like a tall filing cabinet.
  • The robot is introduced to the company, but it has not been effective in its intended purpose.

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