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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th September 2022

Dilbert//12217, first published four years ago on Monday 26th September 2022

Wrong Database


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I JUST DISCOVERED THAT OUR DATA IS INACCURATE.

WHICH DATA?

ALL OF IT.

THE NAMES OF OUR DATABASES GOT MIXED UP.

WHAT DATA DID I USE TO APPROVE THE CAPITAL PLAN?

EMPLOYEE VACATION DAYS.

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