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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th October 2022

Dilbert//12229, first published four years ago on Saturday 8th October 2022

Teenage Consultant


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I HIRED A TEENAGE GIRL TO HELP US WITH OUR MOST COMPLICATED TECHNICAL DECISIONS.

IS SHE A GENIUS?

NO, BUT SHE MAKES UP FOR IT WITH HER ATTITUDE.

CAN I UPGRADE OUR NETWORK?

HOW DARE YOU!!!

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