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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th October 2022

Dilbert//12230, first published four years ago on Sunday 9th October 2022

Boss's Goal


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MY GOAL FOR THE COMING YEAR IS TO WORK ON MYSELF.

GOOD DECISION.

WE CAN ALL SEE WHAT A DISASTER YOU ARE, BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE AWARE OF IT.

YOU'RE TAKING ON A BIG JOB.

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU WILL NEED TO WORK ON YOURSELF TO BECOME NORMAL?

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A QUICK FIX, OR IS THIS A MULTI- GENERATIONAL THING?

YOU'RE ALREADY TALKING LESS, 50 THAT'S A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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