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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd November 2022

Dilbert//12254, first published four years ago on Wednesday 2nd November 2022

Ai Based On Wally


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OUR CEO ORDERED ME TO CREATE AN A.I. THAT WILL REPLACE ME.

MY PLAN IS TO MODEL THE A.I.

AFTER YOU, SO NO ONE WANTS IT.

LET'S DRINK COFFEE AND PRETEND TO WORK.

KILL IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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