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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd November 2022

Dilbert//12255, first published four years ago on Thursday 3rd November 2022

Elbonia The Heckhole


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I CAN T BELIEVE YOU SAID ELBONIA IS A FILTHY HECKHOLE!

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS. ONCE I MISLABEL YOU A BIGOT, YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT. THERE WILL BE NO CORRECTING.

I'M SURE YOUVE DONE SOMETHING TO DESERVE MY SCORN.

OTHER THAN BEING HAPPY?

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