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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th November 2022

Dilbert//12257, first published four years ago on Saturday 5th November 2022

Lesson One


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I PROMOTED CAROL, MY ADMIN ASSISTANT, TO ENGINEER.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BE AN ENGINEER, SO I NEED YOU TO TRAIN HER.

OKAY, WHERE DO WE BEGIN?

LESSON ONE IS MOCKING HIM BEHIND HIS BACK.

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