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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th November 2022

Dilbert//12256, first published four years ago on Friday 4th November 2022

Promoting Carol To Engineer


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CAROL, I'M PROMOTING YOU TO ENGINEER.

I HAVE NO ENGINEERING BACKGROUND.

I CAN'T FIND ANYONE QUALIFIED, AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE HEAD COUNT IN THE NEXT BUDGET, SO JUST FAKE IT.

I'LL ASK DILBERT TO TRAIN YOU.

IT DOES LOOK EASY.

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