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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th November 2022

Dilbert//12268, first published four years ago on Wednesday 16th November 2022

Paying For The Answer


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WE HIRED AN INDEPENDENT FIRM TO INVESTIGATE YOUR WHISTLEBLOWER CLAIMS, AND THEY FOUND THEM BASELESS.

WOULD YOU HAVE TOLD ME THEIR FINDINGS IF THEY AGREED WITH ME?

WHY WOULD WE HIRE SOMEONE TO GIVE US THE WRONG ANSWER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Whistleblower Claims"

Summary:

  • A man is hired by an independent firm to investigate whistleblower claims.
  • He discovers that the claims are baseless.
  • However, he is told to give a wrong answer.
  • The man is asked why he would hire someone to give a wrong answer.
  • The comic strip highlights the absurdity of being asked to provide false information.

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