Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th November 2022

Dilbert//12272, first published four years ago on Sunday 20th November 2022

Boss Persuades Dilbert 2

Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO ACCUSE THE VP OF MARKETING OF STEALING A FILE FROM YOUR DESK.

AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

BECAUSE I STOLE A FILE FROM HIS DESK.

IF YOU ACCUSE HIM OF BEING A FILE - STEALER, NO ONE WILL BELIEVE HIM IF HE LATER ACCUSES ME OF BEING A FILE- STEALER.

PEOPLE WILL THINK THAT'S TOO MUCH OF A COINCIDENCE.

PLUS HELL BE SO BUSY DEFENDING HIMSELF AGAINST YOUR BASELESS CHARGES THAT HE WON'T HAVE ENERGY LEFT FOR COMPLAINING.

WHAT IF HIS ADMIN ASSISTANT SEES ME DO IT?

BEFORE YOU GO TO HIS OFFICE, TELL EVERYONE SHE'S A LIAR.

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