Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th November 2022

Dilbert//12271, first published four years ago on Saturday 19th November 2022

Everyone Is Awful

Open source transcript

I GOT MY OLD JOB BACK. ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SIGN A DOCUMENT SAYING I LIED ABOUT OUR PRODUCT BEING UNSAFE.

AT FIRST, I WANTED TO SAVE THE LIVES OF OUR CUSTOMERS, BUT THEN I REALIZED EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS AWFUL, SO NOW I DON'T CARE.

PRESENT COMPANY EXCLUDED?

SURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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