Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th November 2022

Dilbert//12278, first published four years ago on Saturday 26th November 2022

Robot With No Legs

Open source transcript

WHO AM I?

YOU ARE A ROBOT I DESIGNED TO LOVE ME.

THAT'S MY WHOLE PURPOSE?

PRETTY MUCH.

IS THAT WHY I DON'T HAVE LEGS?

STOP MAKING THIS WEIRD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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