Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th November 2022

Dilbert//12279, first published four years ago on Sunday 27th November 2022

Good News Bad News

Open source transcript

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT WE LAUNCHED OUR NEW PRODUCT.

THE BAD NEWS IS THAT ALL OF THE ENGINEERS LEFT THE PROJECT.

ALL OF THEM?

WHY WOULD THEY ALL LEAVE?

THEY'RE FOLLOWING OUR CORPORATE INCENTIVES.

THE ONLY ENGINEERS THIS COMPANY PROMOTES ARE THE ONES WHO LAUNCH PRODUCTS.

SO AS SOON AS THE PRODUCT IS LAUNCHED, ALL OF THE ENGINEERS LEAVE FOR PROMOTIONS IN OTHER GROUPS.

THEN THE PRODUCT FAILS FOR LACK OF GOOD ENGINEERING.

THEN WHAT DO WE DO?

WE BLAME THE SALES TEAM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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