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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th November 2022

Dilbert//12282, first published four years ago on Wednesday 30th November 2022

Wally Gives Update


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WALLY, CAN YOU GIVE US AN UPDATE?

YES, I IMPLEMENTED KEY LEARNINGS TO MAXIMIZE TEAM SYNERGIES, AND NOW I AM STRATEGIZING A PLAN TO SCALE IT WITHOUT BOILING THE OCEAN WAS ANY OF THAT REAL?

IT'S A GRAY AREA.

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