Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th November 2022

Dilbert//12281, first published four years ago on Tuesday 29th November 2022

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Open source transcript

I FINALLY WORKED THROUGH THE BACKLOG OF EMPLOYEE BACKGROUND CHECKS IT TURNS OUT THAT ONE-THIRD OF OUR EMPLOYEES ARE CRIMINALS USING THE IDENTITIES OF THEIR VICTIMS.

AND YET, PROFITS ARE AT AN ALL- TIME HIGH PHEW! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT WAS A PROBLEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "One-Third of Employees Are Criminals"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a red cartoon character, in a conversation with his boss. The conversation begins with Dilbert mentioning that he has completed a log of employee background checks. He then reveals that one-third of the employees are criminals using the identities of their victims. The boss is shocked by this information and expresses concern about the potential impact on profits. Dilbert responds by saying that profits are at an all-time high, implying that the criminal activity may not be affecting the company's financial performance. The conversation ends with the boss thinking that Dilbert's comment was a problem.

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