Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th November 2022

Dilbert//12281, first published four years ago on Tuesday 29th November 2022

Background Checks

Open source transcript

I FINALLY WORKED THROUGH THE BACKLOG OF EMPLOYEE BACKGROUND CHECKS IT TURNS OUT THAT ONE-THIRD OF OUR EMPLOYEES ARE CRIMINALS USING THE IDENTITIES OF THEIR VICTIMS.

AND YET, PROFITS ARE AT AN ALL- TIME HIGH PHEW! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT WAS A PROBLEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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