Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th December 2022

Dilbert//12299, first published four years ago on Saturday 17th December 2022

Medical Emergency

Open source transcript

WE HAVE A MEDICAL EMERGENCY ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

DILBERT, ALICE, AND TINA TOOK SO LONG DECIDING WHERE TO GO TO LUNCH THAT THEY WENT INTO HUNGER COMAS.

WHEN THAT HAPPENED TO TED, I STUFFED POPCORN IN HIS MOUTH TO REVIVE HIM, WHICH THEN TURNED AWKWARD BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN DEAD FOR A WEEK.

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