Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th December 2022

Dilbert//12300, first published four years ago on Sunday 18th December 2022

Useless Fat

Open source transcript

OUR CEO ORDERED ME TO CUT THE BUDGET BY TWENTY PERCENT.

I DON'T WANT TO LOSE ANY VITAL FUNCTIONS SO I IDENTIFIED ALL OF THE USELESS FAT IN THE BUDGET.

REALLY?

YOU DID?

RIGHT. I DID AND THAT'S WHAT WILL BE ELIMINATED YAY!!!!

WHEN IS YOUR LAST DAY?

YOUR FACE TELLS ME YOU WERE NOT REFERRING TO YOURSELF AS THE FAT AND USELESS PART OF THE BUDGET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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