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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd December 2022

Dilbert//12304, first published four years ago on Thursday 22nd December 2022

Cyber Security


Open source transcript

I WOULD LIKE TO WITHDRAW MY FUNDS FROM YOUR CRYPTO EXCHANGE, BUT I CAN'T FIND THAT MENU CHOICE ON YOUR APP.

WE PLAN TO ADD THAT OPTION IN A FUTURE RELEASE.

SO. .

HOW DO I GET MY MONEY?

TRY HACKING US. WE HAVE TERRIBLE CYBER- SECURITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Crypto Exchange Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the misadventures of a cryptocurrency enthusiast who encounters a series of humorous obstacles while attempting to withdraw funds from their exchange.

  • The first panel shows the individual requesting a withdrawal, but the exchange responds that it cannot find the requested menu option on their app.
  • In the second panel, the exchange offers to add the option in a future release, but the individual is skeptical about the timing.
  • The third panel reveals the individual's frustration with the exchange's lack of cybersecurity measures, leading them to consider alternative options.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the challenges and frustrations that can arise when dealing with cryptocurrency exchanges, highlighting the importance of robust security measures and user-friendly interfaces.

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