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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd December 2022

Dilbert//12304, first published four years ago on Thursday 22nd December 2022

Cyber Security


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I WOULD LIKE TO WITHDRAW MY FUNDS FROM YOUR CRYPTO EXCHANGE, BUT I CAN'T FIND THAT MENU CHOICE ON YOUR APP.

WE PLAN TO ADD THAT OPTION IN A FUTURE RELEASE.

SO. .

HOW DO I GET MY MONEY?

TRY HACKING US. WE HAVE TERRIBLE CYBER- SECURITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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