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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd December 2022

Dilbert//12305, first published four years ago on Friday 23rd December 2022

Zero Balance


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I TRIED TO WITHDRAW FUNDS FROM THE DOGBERT CRYPTO EXCHANGE, BUT I CHECKED MY BALANCE AND IT SHOWS ZERO.

IS THAT SOME KIND OF MISTAKE?

YES, YOU SHOULD NEVER CHECK YOUR BALANCE AT THE DOGBERT CRYPTO EXCHANGE.

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