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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th December 2022

Dilbert//12307, first published four years ago on Sunday 25th December 2022

Exploding Plastic


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YOUR DESIGN WILL NEVER WORK BECAUSE SCIENCE HAS PROVEN THAT PLASTIC WILL EXPLODE AT ROOM TEMPERATURE.

I. .. DON'T BELIEVE THAT IS TRUE.

GOOD GOLLY, MAN!

DO YOU EVER READ A BOOK?!!

WELL, YES, BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING ABOUT EXPLODING PLASTIC.

MAYBE YOU COULD SEND ME A LINK TO A RELEVANT STUDY.

DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH! I DON'T WORK FOR YOU!

WHEN I DON'T FIND IT, WILL YOU CLAIM THE PROBLEM IS MY RESEARCH SKILLS?

WELL, WILL YOU?

HE'S ONTO

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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