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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th December 2022

Dilbert//12306, first published four years ago on Saturday 24th December 2022

Crypto Meltdown


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THE DOGBERT CRYPTO EXCHANGE MELTED DOWN WHEN MY CLIENTS REALIZED I WAS JUST STEALING THEIR MONEY.

BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, I USED THE MONEY I STOLE TO SOLVE CLIMATE CHANGE.

YOU DID?

NO.

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