Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th January 2023
Dilbert//12317, first published three years ago on Wednesday 4th January 2023
What Value You Bring
Open source transcript
DOGBERT THE WORKPLACE DATING COACH IT IS IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHAT VALUE YOU BRING TO A RELATIONSHIP.
THE VALUE IS ME.
AND I WANT A MAN WHO IS MUCH HIGHER IN VALUE.
I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.
I'M TEXTING YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION TO A HOBO WITH A TERMINAL DISEASE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Dogbert the Workplace Dating Coach"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, as a workplace dating coach. The scene unfolds with a woman seeking advice on what value she brings to a relationship. Dogbert's response is unexpected and humorous, as he suggests that she should text her contact information to a hobo with terminal disease, implying that she is not worthy of a partner who values her.
Key Points:
- Dogbert is portrayed as a manipulative and cynical character.
- The woman seeks advice on what value she brings to a relationship.
- Dogbert's response is unexpected and humorous.
- He suggests that she should text her contact information to a hobo with terminal disease.
- The implication is that she is not worthy of a partner who values her.
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