Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th January 2023

Dilbert//12318, first published three years ago on Thursday 5th January 2023

Dating Your Boss

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE WORKPLACE DATING COACH THE BEST PERSON TO DATE IS YOUR BOSS.

FOR BUDGET REASONS, YOU ALSO WANT TO DATE THE LAWYER YOU WILL USE TO SUE YOUR BOSS WHEN YOU BREAK UP.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?

WHY IS EVER YONE ASKING ME THAT TODAY?

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