Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th January 2023
Dilbert//12318, first published three years ago on Thursday 5th January 2023
Dating Your Boss
Open source transcript
DOGBERT THE WORKPLACE DATING COACH THE BEST PERSON TO DATE IS YOUR BOSS.
FOR BUDGET REASONS, YOU ALSO WANT TO DATE THE LAWYER YOU WILL USE TO SUE YOUR BOSS WHEN YOU BREAK UP.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?
WHY IS EVER YONE ASKING ME THAT TODAY?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Dogbert the Workplace Dating Coach"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dogbert, the workplace dating coach, providing advice to a man who is looking for a new partner. Dogbert suggests that the best person to date is the boss, as it will provide a convenient reason to sue the boss when the relationship ends. The man is taken aback by this suggestion and asks why everyone is asking him about his dating life today. Dogbert's response is that he is doing well and that everyone is curious about his success.
Key Points:
- Dogbert advises the man to date his boss for a convenient reason to sue when the relationship ends.
- The man is surprised by this suggestion and asks why everyone is asking him about his dating life.
- Dogbert responds that he is doing well and that everyone is curious about his success.
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