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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th January 2023

Dilbert//12319, first published three years ago on Friday 6th January 2023

Wally's Posture


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DOGBERT THE WORKPLACE DATING COACH YOUR POSTURE IS THE FIRST THING A POTENTIAL DATE WILL NOTICE.

YOUR POSTURE SAYS, "I AM A CREEPY LOSER, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN." SO I SHOULD STAND UP STRAIGHT?

SURE, IF YOU WANT TO BE A FRAUD.

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