Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th January 2023
Dilbert//12319, first published three years ago on Friday 6th January 2023
Wally's Posture
Open source transcript
DOGBERT THE WORKPLACE DATING COACH YOUR POSTURE IS THE FIRST THING A POTENTIAL DATE WILL NOTICE.
YOUR POSTURE SAYS, "I AM A CREEPY LOSER, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN." SO I SHOULD STAND UP STRAIGHT?
SURE, IF YOU WANT TO BE A FRAUD.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Dogbert the Workplace Dating Coach"
Summary:
The comic strip depicts Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, offering dating advice to a man. The man is seeking guidance on how to ask a woman out, but Dogbert's advice is unhelpful and self-serving. Dogbert suggests that the man's posture is the first thing a potential date will notice, and that he should stand up straight to appear more attractive. However, Dogbert's true intention is to use this opportunity to steal the woman away for himself.
Key Points:
- Dogbert offers dating advice to a man seeking to ask a woman out.
- Dogbert's advice is unhelpful and self-serving.
- Dogbert suggests that the man's posture is the first thing a potential date will notice.
- Dogbert's true intention is to use this opportunity to steal the woman away for himself.
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