Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th January 2023

Dilbert//12321, first published three years ago on Sunday 8th January 2023

Crypto Hobo

Open source transcript

I'M UPDATING MY STYLE TO A LOOK I CALL "CRYPTO HOBO." IF I EVER BECOME A CRYPTO BILLIONAIRE, I WON'T NEED TO BUY NEW CLOTHES.

AND IF I LOSE ALL OF MY MONEY IN A CRYPTO MELTDOWN AND BECOME A HOBO, I STILL WON'T NEED TO BUY NEW CLOTHES.

PEOPLE WILL TAKE ONE LOOK AT ME AND ASSUME I HAVE SO MUCH MONEY I CAN WEAR WHATEVER I WANT.

I'M GOING TO LUNCH AT A NICE RESTAURANT TO TEST IT OUT.

WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? YOU'RE EITHER A CRYPTO BILLIONAIRE OR A HOBO.

I THINK YOU'RE .

WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME THE WORST?

IM ASSUMING THE BEST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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