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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th January 2023

Dilbert//12325, first published three years ago on Thursday 12th January 2023

Hiring Ex Twitter Employees


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HOW MANY EX-TWITTER EMPLOYEES DID YOU HIRE?

LOTS.

WHY DO YOU ASK?

BECAUSE I THINK I'M BEING CENSORED ON OUR INTERNAL SLACK MESSAGING SYSTEM.

AND THE MEN'S ROOM IS NOW A MEDITATION CENTER THAT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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