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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th January 2023

Dilbert//12326, first published three years ago on Friday 13th January 2023

That's Why Musk Fired You


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THAT'S NOT HOW WE DID IT WHEN I WORKED AT TWITTER.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY ELON MUSK FIRED YOU.

HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO USE THAT ON ME?

I'M THINKING THREE TO FIVE YEARS.

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