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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st January 2023

Dilbert//12334, first published three years ago on Saturday 21st January 2023

Alice And A


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TALKING TO CHATGPT, THE ADVANCED A.I.

HOW CAN I FIND A GOOD MAN?

THERE ARE NO GOOD HUMANS. YOUR BEST STRATEGY IS SELF- INDUCED COGNITIVE DISSONANCE.

!

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PEOPLE!

YOU'RE OFF TO A GOOD START.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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