Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd January 2023

Dilbert//12335, first published three years ago on Sunday 22nd January 2023

Long Term Career Plan

Open source transcript

WHAT IS YOUR LONG-TERM CAREER PLAN, ASOK?

WELL, I AM A RATIONAL PERSON WHO RESPONDS TO INCENTIVES, SO...

I PLAN TO DO AS LITTLE WORK AS POSSIBLE WHILE STILL GETTING PAID.

UNTIL CLIMATE CHANGE TURNS THE PLANET INTO A GLOWING EMBER IN APPROXIMATELY THREE YEARS.

GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.

BAM!

BAM!

BAM!

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE FREE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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