Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th January 2023

Dilbert//12340, first published three years ago on Friday 27th January 2023

High Value Mate

Open source transcript

YOU CAN'T ATTRACT A HIGH-VALUE MATE UNLESS YOU BECOME A HIGH-VALUE PERSON AND I THINK WE KNOW THAT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN, SO YOUR BEST BET IS TRICKERY.

WHAT KIND OF TRICKERY?

BLACKMAIL, BAIT-AND - SWITCH, LYING - THAT SORT OF THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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