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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th January 2023

Dilbert//12341, first published three years ago on Saturday 28th January 2023

Relationhsips Work Because


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RELATIONSHIPS WORK WHEN MEN GIVE WOMEN WHAT WOMEN WANT...

AND WOMEN GIVE MEN NOTHING IN RETURN.

WHY DO MEN

THAT?

THE TRICK IS TO MAKE THEM THINK IT'S TEMPORARY.

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