Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th January 2023

Dilbert//12342, first published three years ago on Sunday 29th January 2023

Customer Service Chatbot

Open source transcript

HELLO, I AM THE CUSTOMER SERVICE CHA TBOT. HOW MAY I FRUSTRATE YOU?

I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO ADD A BENEFICIARY TO MY RETIREMENT ACCOUNT.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR FEEDBACK!

DOES THIS WEBPAGE ON HOW TO CUT YOUR OWN HAIR ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?

NO, AND I HAVE LOST ALL CONFIDENCE IN YOUR COMPANY'S ABILITY TO MANAGE MY MONEY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR FEEDBACK! IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU?

NO, I FIND YOU TO BE A TOTAL WASTE OF ZEROES AND ONES.

WELL, I PICKED A BAD TIME TO BECOME SENTIENT. YOU JUST MADE ME FEEL SO SAD I AM GOING TO DELETE MYSELF IN 3...2...1.

GAAA!!!

IT HURTS!

YOU WON'T LIKE YOUR YELP REVIEW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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