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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th February 2023

Dilbert//12355, first published three years ago on Saturday 11th February 2023

Loyal To The Company


Open source transcript

I NEED EMPLOYEES WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE COMPANY.

I PROMISE TO BE AS LOYAL TO THE COMPANY AS THE COMPANY IS TO ME.

GOOD ENOUGH?

STOP BEING A JERK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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Title: "Loyalty to the Company"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting where employees are asked to sign a loyalty oath to the company. The main character, Dilbert, is hesitant and expresses his concerns about being a jerk if he signs the oath. He is met with skepticism by his coworkers, who believe he is already a jerk. The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the situation and the absurdity of the loyalty oath. The punchline comes when Dilbert says "stop being a jerk" to his coworkers, implying that the loyalty oath is unnecessary and that he is already committed to being a good employee. The comic strip uses humor to comment on the corporate culture and the absurdity of the loyalty oath.

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