Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th February 2023

Dilbert//12356, first published three years ago on Sunday 12th February 2023

Sunday Wally's Employee Award

Open source transcript

THE EMPLOYEE AWARD FOR THE LOWEST CARBON FOOTPRINT GOES TO WALLY, FOR THE SEVENTEENTH YEAR IN A ROW.

THIS YEAR, WALLY IS A DOUBLE WINNER FOR ALSO BEING THE LEAST-BIGOTED EMPLOYEE.

WALLY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT HOW YOU DID IT?

PASS.

WATCH AND LEARN, PEOPLE.

THE LESS YOU DO, THE SMALLER YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT, AND THE LOWER YOUR RISK OF OFFENDING SOMEONE.

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED IF WE REWARD THE WRONG THINGS?

DON'T BE LIKE THIS BIGOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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